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Hey Arnold!, 1x01a: “Downtown as Fruits” ME: You don’t know Hey Arnold!? It’s so great, it’s this show about an adopted football-headed 4th grader — FRIEND:  - His head is shaped like a football? ME: — and his friends living in this crummy neighborhood and it’s so great, his best friend has this long-ass head and he’s like the son of Marge and Carl on The Simpsons — FRIEND: What? ME: — and there’s this horrible girl named Helga that’s also in love with him in this total Charlie Brown-type relationship and it’s so good ‘cause right in the first episode they find themselves stranded downtown as fruits and it’s so funny ‘cause Arnold is dressed as a banana and his friend is the strawberry, but really it should be the other way around ‘cause Arnold’s head is sticking out of the banana sideways and Gerald’s head is sticking out [waves vertically] that way and — FRIEND: — I’m sorry but I’ll have to watch this show myself ‘cause your explaining it to me makes no sense. “His head is sticking out of the banana?” You say his grandfather has a penis face?

Hey Arnold!, 1x01a: “Downtown as Fruits”

ME: You don’t know Hey Arnold!? It’s so great, it’s this show about an adopted football-headed 4th grader —

FRIEND:  - His head is shaped like a football?

ME: — and his friends living in this crummy neighborhood and it’s so great, his best friend has this long-ass head and he’s like the son of Marge and Carl on The Simpsons —

FRIEND: What?

ME: — and there’s this horrible girl named Helga that’s also in love with him in this total Charlie Brown-type relationship and it’s so good ‘cause right in the first episode they find themselves stranded downtown as fruits and it’s so funny ‘cause Arnold is dressed as a banana and his friend is the strawberry, but really it should be the other way around ‘cause Arnold’s head is sticking out of the banana sideways and Gerald’s head is sticking out [waves vertically] that way and —

FRIEND: — I’m sorry but I’ll have to watch this show myself ‘cause your explaining it to me makes no sense. “His head is sticking out of the banana?” You say his grandfather has a penis face?

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  1. xcriterionmasterx said: your friend better watch it. such a great show. the christmas episode in season one is a fucking masterpiece.
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